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Borat
It is said that Borat was born in Kuzcek, a fictional village in Kazakhstan, in 1972 on February 17th to Boltok, the town rapist, and Asimbala Sagdiyev. He claims his mother sired him when she was nine years old. He claims to have a son who is named Huey Lewis, who is thirteen years old, twin boys, who are twelve years old, named Bilak and Biram, and seventeen grandchildren.
He supposedly has an older sister, Natalya, and a brother who is younger than himself named Bilo, who is supposedly mentally retarded, with hair covering his face and body, and has a very small head but strong arms. It is said that Bilo had a demon" in his head. As a result, Borat's family first drilled a hole in his head, and then placed the tooth of a red haired woman in his brain. Reportedly, this procedure worked, until the demon decided to take his revenge, and made Bilo permanently retarded.
The number of times Borat has been blessed by holy matrimony is unknown.
He was first promised to Plough, his half sister, while still in his teens. One of his wives is said to have been shot by a hunter when he mistook her for a bear as she plowed the fields. Oksana, his former wife, was in the Borat film and is reported to have been walking with brother Bilo in the forest when she was attacked by a bear. Rather than being dismayed by the tragedy, Borat offers thanks to the man who brings him this good news by giving him the good old high five. He then celebrates his newly found freedom by reuniting and eventually marrying Luenell, who was an American prostitute he met during filming of his documentary, after his failed pursuit of Pamela Anderson.
Borat is supposed to have attended Astana University, where he studied English, journalism, and plague research. He has reportedly created five completely new plagues which reportedly have killed more than 5 million whores and goats in Uzbekistan.
Borat worked as a gypsy catcher, animal sperm producer, ice maker, and and the person whose job it is to remove dead birds from computers, prior to his plague research. He is now employed as a television announcer in Kazakh and as a professional journalist.. This job helps Borat and other Kazakhs learn to express themselves in ways they otherwise would not have been able to do.
Although nominally a pagan for most of his life, Borat sometimes remarks that his people follow the hawk. In the film he attends a Pentecostal church service and later converts many of his village neighbors to Christianity. He admires greatly the political views of Joseph Stalin, and further claims that both Stalin and himself are men of great strength with powerful khram or genitals. He is completely against women's rights and was quite upset at hearing about the woman's suffrage movement. He frequently comments that it is like a monkey driving a car or a monkey with a gun. During his spare time, he enjoys, spitting, disco dancing, comfortable chairs, sunbathing , the game of ping pong, and taking obscene pictures of women while they use the bathroom. He further enjoys visiting his homeland for the express purpose of hunting Jews. He is also quite fond of mouth party and hand party. Borat also states that he likes Corky Bucheck, a fictitious musician, very much. Borat has retired due to his worldwide recognition and now uses Bruno as his alter ego.
